Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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