i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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