thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Quick, to the slutcave!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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