and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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