I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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