Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I could fuck to npr.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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