we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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