just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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