It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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