Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
its liver damage thursday
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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