Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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