i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I see more hoeing in ur future
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