You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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