That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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