It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
When are your genitals available?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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