is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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