I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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