Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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