I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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