Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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