if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i drank out of a bidet.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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