happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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