Dual....:-)
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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