i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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