JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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