Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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