you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I believe in your delicious
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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