O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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