According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Randomize
