there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
