I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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