i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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