i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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