Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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