I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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