TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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