She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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