Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Rumble strips road head = magical
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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