dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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