when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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