just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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