the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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