My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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