This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
The air was thick with penises
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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