There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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