That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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