he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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