I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
its liver damage thursday
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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