So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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