He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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