A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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