Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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