Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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