if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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