She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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