We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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