We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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