it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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