I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize