Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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